sc 605 “I Held It Rather Like A Pencil, Dear…”

March 29, 2024

Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie’s sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting.  We do, however,  finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth… and it’s a tale NOT to be believed!

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SURPRISE ALL-NEW LOTSL SPECIAL!

March 20, 2024

That’s right!  Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL… or… “Life On The Shit List”!  

And it looks like there’s going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew, have committed to bring you brand new episodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with).  We would love to hear from you and for right now, please leave a comment over at The Smellcast.com, or email any of us at the address Smellcast@aol.com

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sc 604 Stick It Out Your Back Door

February 22, 2024

It’s another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!!

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sc 603 Toppie-Turvey

February 6, 2024

First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast. 

Then, Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendship.  It seems Toppie’s friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his.  But later…  somehow… Toppie changes his tune.  And then…. it’s suddenly a very different sturry…

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sc 602 Aunt Tappie’s First Drop

January 11, 2024
For purposes of censorship, regarding the above image: please note that in reality… Aunt Tappie was NAKED! Yes! NUDE!!!

Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year’s Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression!

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Smellcast Chrimma Special With The Chickens!

December 24, 2023

Sassy wants to record Toppie’s chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve!

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sc 601 Toppie’s Thanksgiving Day with the SC gang!

November 22, 2023

Happy Turkey Day 2023!  Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN’ kind of celebration!

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You can listen to episode 601 of the Smellcast right now on your computer or phone by clicking the play button below or you can click on the three vertical dots and download it for later.

sc 666 Paul’s Story: “There’s No Thrill… Just Chill…”

October 21, 2023
Paul’s photo of the house he grew up in as it can be seen present day.

On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown. 

Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content.

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sc 599 “You Might As Well Open Your Secure Doors… I’m Here…”

October 2, 2023

There is some attempt by Toppie to do a very nice episode about what he and his cast members did over the summer.  However, that attempt is quickly abandoned because the usual insanity erupts.  This time, it’s like… a blast off in Pickle Hollow… only not really… only maybe it is… oh, hell… YOU FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY!!????

And Also: Super-special VOICE MAILS from Tastes Like Burning, Tim!

Plus: Super-special appearance from guest star, Paul Chandler from The Shy Life Podcast!

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sc 598 “He’s Like Batman, But Before There Was Batman…”

September 3, 2023

The Zombie weed!  Oh, Toppie… watch out for that Zombie weed…  

Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call… his “Lost Weekend”! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment!

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