sc 27: Toppie vs Bambi

Toppie blabs on and on today about a whole variety of ordinary life topics.

His latest computer woes.

Sassy Gateway is still in a bad mood.

Toppie discusses a video project he’s been working on since forever — a project that is  always being put off if not because of Toppie’s natural inclination to be a procrastinator, then because of computer problems.

Four days until high speed internet. Toppie talks about how much he misses looking at you-tube videos.

Toppie talks about some podcasts he’s listening to including Spanking Bea Arthur, where Matthew is losing weight. Toppie recalls the one time in his life he lost 50 pounds.  It wasn’t pretty.

Do we burp more than we think we do?  Is that why podcasters are obsessed with the burping?  Is it because as podcasters the microphones are on and always recording, thus exposing them as the human burp machines that they are?  These are the things Toppie spends a considerable amount of time thinking about.

Toppie’s been getting to work late too many days this month.  It really sucks when you’re so late getting to work you can’t even take your morning poop. Toppie talks about alarm clocks.  Sleep, sweet sleep. Toppie recalls a morning he was driving to work and nearly hit a deer.  He saw the whites of his eyes.  Squealing breaks!  Toppie burns rubber. He almost hit Bambi!! 60 miles an hour on 45 mile per hour road.  Good going Toppie.

Sassy flashes Toppie. Toppie is having a bit of an affair with Sassy you know.  Naked Sassy…It’s out of control… OUT OF CONTROL!  Toppie infers that Sassy is a slut.

Also: more about Toppie’s future self visiting him the other day.  Time travel and space time continuity.

Please click the link below to listen to The Smellcast, episode 27.

The Smellcast/Episode 27

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