sc Special: The Black Friday Incident

Representing episode 133 of the Smellcast: And they’re off!  It’s Christmas shopping season: time to SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! BUY! BUY! BUY! Toppie has only $100.00 in cash money to spend on Black Friday.  But he also has a credit card in his wallet.  Will Toppie — who has only just recently reduced his debt to zero — succumb to the season’s sinister seduction to SPEND SPEND BUY BUY? Meanwhile, Sassy has discovered “Grindr!”

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sc 233 “What’s It All About?”

The Eccch-Mas season of stress is here, but what’s it all about.  Anyway?  Toppie’s advice:  “Just say no.”

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sc 151 Blast from the Past (Part One)

Back before there was a SMELLCAST, there was this recording.  Listen to Toppie, raw, unedited and live (sort of) from February of 2008.

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sc 133 “The Black Friday Incident.”

And they’re off!  It’s Christmas shopping season: time to SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! BUY! BUY! BUY! Toppie has only $100.00 in cash money to spend on Black Friday.  But he also has a credit card in his wallet.  Will Toppie — who has only just recently reduced his debt to zero — succumb to the season’s sinister seduction to SPEND SPEND BUY BUY? Meanwhile, Sassy has discovered “Grinder!”

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sc 53 Get Fetal and Whimper — or — Stay Forever Young.

How’s Your Outstanding Debt?  Toppie receives a letter about the Consumer Debt Initiative.  Is it a scam or is it real? Even though 2010 is the year that Toppie will be completely out of debt, he wonders if he should have declared bankruptcy years ago.  Toppie describes his old hidey-hole apartment he spent ten years of his life living in.  Suddenly Toppie explodes and goes into a rant about his ex-lover, explaining why he signed away his future.  Let the consumer beware!  BEWARE CONSUMER!!!!!  BEEEEEEEEEEEEWAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moral of the story? Read the fine print, especially when it comes to relationships.

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sc 50 Toppie Is A Bad Gay.

It’s a good old chat fest today!  Toppie discusses “living in the moment,” a skill he does not posses. He also talks about how dreamy he thinks fellow podcaster John Ong’s voice is over there at Ongline and Ding Da Bell podcasts.  One of John’s recent podcasts had him preparing for a lunch out with friends and featured a good 10 minute shower and his careful selection of what to wear. This leads Toppie to contemplate how and why he is such a bad gay. Looking slick, hip and stylish is not a priority for Toppie. He’s more of a t-shirt and jeans — kind of a roll-out-of-bed-and-go kind of guy.  And maybe he doesn’t trim his beard often enough.  And maybe he could stand to lose some weight.  Okay, a lot of weight.  And okay, sometimes he sort of looks like a well-fed homeless person.  Sometimes. But is that so wrong? You can reach Toppie at smellcast@aol.com

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