sc 271 SPAZ-O-RAMMA!

S P A Z – O – R A M M A !  
‘Nuff Said!

Guest starring a man-on-the-street report from Boston by Kentie from the Flatus Show! Listen as Kentie says, “I think we’re going to get raided at any minute!”

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sc 126 “The Return of Sassy!” Part 3 (Conclusion)

Electrocuted in a bath tub, Sassy is missing or possibly even dead!  Walt and Toppie — while posing as two average gay guys who’re looking for a quick hook-up at the old Bates Motel — meet the owner Norman, who seems to be hiding something!  Then they SUCK FACE (Toppie and Walt, that is…)!!!

This is the third and concluding part of “The Return of Sassy,” which has featured a plot assist by fellow podcaster Mark (MusingsofaTechWriter.com) in Canada!

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sc 125 “The Return of Sassy,” Part 2

What has Sassy been doing for all these past weeks in Los Angeles??!  Why has Sassy stolen Forty thousand dollars, cash??!  This suspense-filled episode of the Smellcast answers those questions and more!  Journey with Sassy back to the East coast and hear his fateful encounter with Norman Bates at the Bates Motel!  It’s part two of a Halloween three parter! What a way to end the month of October!

“The Return of Sassy,” features a plot assist by Mark (MusingsofaTechWriter.com) in Canada!

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sc 124 “The Return of Sassy,” Part 1

What a way to end the month of October’s “Toppie’s Terribly Twisted Tales!” Beginning this episode, a three part thrilling tale of suspense and terror in which Sassy returns! Three episodes in three days!  But first, we all must suffer through a ghost story from Walt. 

“The Return of Sassy,” features a plot assist by Mark (Musings of a Tech Writer.com) in Canada!

Plus: Can you guess what old TV show the music theme is from that is featured at the end of the episode?  Write to smellcast@aol.com and give Toppie your guess!

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sc 102 “The Thing From Another World That Cranked Out Twenty Smellcasts!”

Hear the incredible confrontation between Sassy the Gateway Laptop and “Dell,” Toppie’s mysterious new sentient computer!  Also: find out what is a “MacGuffin”!

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sc 61 Are They Going To Eat Us Mommy?

Toppie concludes the epic story of his greatest gay romance:  Agull and his drag queen cronies have cornered the entire Bodega Bay township inside a restaurant, where Mrs. Bundy explains the nature of gay drag queen culture. Before total mayhem sets in, Toppie decides to finally confront Mitch about the true nature of his sexuality.

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sc 60 Penis Envy?

Toppie continues to tell the story of his greatest romance:  Toppie’s crazy, tranny, drag queen, Puerto Rican ex-boyfriend Agull continues his onslaught of terror by chasing the children out of the Bodega Bay school as well as causing much panic in the Bodega Bay township itself, finally cornering almost every resident inside a restaurant.  Meanwhile, Toppie learns more about Cathy’s unusual relationship with Mitch’s penis.

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sc 59 Tranny Shack Attack!

Toppie continues the story of his greatest romance.  In this episode, Toppie attends Cathy’s birthday party where Toppie’s tranny, drag queen, Puerto Rican, ex-boyfriend Agull crashes the event, chasing everyone indoors.  Later, Lydia visits her secret lover only to find him naked at the kitchen table with Agull.

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sc 58 Dead Seagull At My Door.

Toppie recalls more of the story of his greatest gay romance.  Following a disasterous dinner with the Brenner’s, Toppie confronts Annie Hayworth about her past relationship with Mitch learning some of the sordid details of Mitch’s relationship with his younger sister Cathy.  Meanwhile, Agull leaves an ominous calling card at Annie’s doorstep.

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sc 57 Dinner of Strangeness.

Toppie continues the story of meeting Mitch and his greatest romance.  In this episode, Toppie is in Bodega Bay to persue the latest man of his dreams, Mitch Brenner, a handsome lawyer.

Toppie finds an overnight room at Annie Hayworth’s home (a woman who has a history with Mitch), then dines with Mitch at his home where he meets Mitch’s Mother Lydia and young Cathy, Mitch’s little sister.  Toppie tries to find out from Cathy if Mitch is gay or straight, but before the answer comes, Cathy experiences a sudden wave of nausea upon Toppie’s inappropriate declaration that he has seen Mitch’s erect penis.

Meanwhile, Toppie’s crazy, tranny, drag queen, Puerto Rican ex-boyfriend continues to stalk him — this time by poisoning Mitch’s chickens!

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