Posts Tagged ‘homeownership’

sc 66 Sh*t’s Hittin’ the Fan!

April 23, 2010

Toppie talks about some of the latest developments in his home life with his parental units including how he completely upset his mother by being a total slob.  Yes, the sh*t is hitting the fan here at the Smellie Ranch!  Whotta schmuck!  Sheesh.

The closing song is from the album ‘The Velvet Underground’ and is sung by drummer Maureen Tucker.

Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com.

Please click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, episode 66.

The Smellcast/Episode 66

sc 40 Failed Dream.

February 17, 2010

It appears, at least for now, Toppie’s dream to own his grandmother’s home is over.  A screw up is a scew up is a scew up.  Done, done and done.

Write Toppie at smellcast@aol.com

Please click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, episode 40.

The Smellcast/Episode 40

sc 39 Hang It Up Now Toppie!

February 16, 2010

Good reasons for Toppie to just stop the Smellcast now! Just stop it!

Walt examines the numbers and explains why the Smellcast has an audience of only two. Himself and Toppie. Toppie concludes that he’s just going to do shows anyway. Stubborn bastard.

More about those mysterious Future Toppie’s ghost-like visitations to present day Toppie.

Also today: Hear the latest about Toppie’s endeavor to become a new homeowner, as he prepares to visit a banker about the possibility of him getting a mortgage.

Please click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, episode 39.

The Smellcast/Episode 39

sc 38 An Imperfect Home.

February 15, 2010

Toppie relates how his conversation with his dad went when Toppie told him he wanted to buy his grandmother’s house from him.  What lies ahead for Toppie now?

Please click the link below to listen to The Smellcast, episode 38.

The Smellcast/Episode 38

sc 37 Thinking Like A Real Homeowner.

February 12, 2010

Toppie can not afford to be anything other than a white tornado today.  But before he puts the hairnet, gloves and apron on, Toppie asks himself, “what would a REAL homeowner do?”

Also, a surprise visit from Winnifred Knobstopper from the Butterball Hot-line.

Click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, episode 37.

The Smellcast/Episode 37