Posts Tagged ‘smellie’

sc 467 Took Dad To an Appointment and Blah Blah Blah…

April 21, 2018

Quentin Quill joins Toppie in a fun filled recollection of their week… a time honored tradition of podcasting!  Yes! We talk about… OUR WEEK!

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sc Valentine’s Day Special

February 13, 2010

An 18 minute meditation on love.

Find a few minutes to settle in, get comfortable and have a good listen to this one. In this Valentine’s Day special, Toppie presents a mix of music, poetry, musings and ruminations on the subject of love.

The following are references and credits for the material in this podcast.

Guitar – theme from Titanic
Song – You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone
What Love is – by Deepak Chopra
Sad Woman humming – from sound track to Amistad by John Williams
Poem – Ise Monogatari  “Tale of Ise”, written in 951, a poem from a man separated from his friend:

“I cannot believe that you
Are far away
For I can
Never forget you
And thus your face
Is always before me.”

song – Greensleeves  Instrumental  harp  glass harmonica
Rap – Young Love by Nature
Comedy – by Chris Rock
Song – The Rose by Bette Midler
Piano – I do by Rob Costlow
Poem – Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Basil Rathbone, put to music by Foxiekitten25
Song – Annabelle Lee by Fiddler’s Green

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Please click the link below to listen to Toppie’s Valentine’s Day Special.

The Smellcast/Valentine’s Day Special

Tribute to Gay Pimpin with Jonny McGovern

February 11, 2010

Gay Pimpin with Jonny McGovern is a podcast that has been around for four years now — and the creators announced this week that it is closing up shop to allow the cast members to pursue new adventures and goals.

Toppie takes a few moments to pay tribute to a great podcast that will truly be missed.  You can find material from the Gay Pimpin cast on Itunes and Youtube — just type in “Gay Pimpin” in the search bar.  Or you can go right to the website (

Please click the link below to listen to Toppie’s little audio tribute.

sc Special – Tribute to Gay Pimpin with Jonny McGovern.

sc Big Game Commercial Review Special

February 8, 2010

Toppie, Walt and Sassy review Super Bowl commercials!

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Smellcast Big Game Special!

sc 34 In Thy Name.

February 7, 2010

Toppie’s mother has fallen ill, leading him to think about family and family ties. To bring in a little funny Toppie plays a portion off a Gladys Harvey CD, and ends with a song from the Rochester Gay Men’s Chorus.

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Please click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, Episode 34.

The Smellcast/Episode 34

sc 33 Prank You Very Much.

February 4, 2010

Toppie and Sassy make prank phone calls!!

Telephones have been around for over a hundred years now.  Ever wonder who made the first prank phone call?  Toppie takes a look at the time honored tradition and ends the show by making a prank call himself.

Please click the link below to listen to the Smellcast, episode 33.

The Smellcast/Episode 33

sc 28 It’s Discomboobulation Day.

January 30, 2010

That’s an old Dana Carvey routine you hear inter-spliced throughout this episode.  Toppie says he can’t count on his new/old computer like he can count on sexy Sassy Gateway. Toppie’s recording at 5:45 in the morning!  Is he nuts?  He says he fresh in the morning.  Four days and counting until high speed internet arrives.

Guy on the raido is unintentionally funny.

Toppie has Walt help him with figuring out new filters to make it sound like someone is speaking on the phone. Portion of an funny interview with Dana Carvey.

And it ends with song — David Bowie’s Blue Jean.

Please click the link below to hear The Smellcast, episode 28.

The Smellcast/Episode 28

sc 27: Toppie vs Bambi

January 29, 2010

Toppie blabs on and on today about a whole variety of ordinary life topics.

His latest computer woes.

Sassy Gateway is still in a bad mood.

Toppie discusses a video project he’s been working on since forever — a project that is  always being put off if not because of Toppie’s natural inclination to be a procrastinator, then because of computer problems.

Four days until high speed internet. Toppie talks about how much he misses looking at you-tube videos.

Toppie talks about some podcasts he’s listening to including Spanking Bea Arthur, where Matthew is losing weight. Toppie recalls the one time in his life he lost 50 pounds.  It wasn’t pretty.

Do we burp more than we think we do?  Is that why podcasters are obsessed with the burping?  Is it because as podcasters the microphones are on and always recording, thus exposing them as the human burp machines that they are?  These are the things Toppie spends a considerable amount of time thinking about.

Toppie’s been getting to work late too many days this month.  It really sucks when you’re so late getting to work you can’t even take your morning poop. Toppie talks about alarm clocks.  Sleep, sweet sleep. Toppie recalls a morning he was driving to work and nearly hit a deer.  He saw the whites of his eyes.  Squealing breaks!  Toppie burns rubber. He almost hit Bambi!! 60 miles an hour on 45 mile per hour road.  Good going Toppie.

Sassy flashes Toppie. Toppie is having a bit of an affair with Sassy you know.  Naked Sassy…It’s out of control… OUT OF CONTROL!  Toppie infers that Sassy is a slut.

Also: more about Toppie’s future self visiting him the other day.  Time travel and space time continuity.

Please click the link below to listen to The Smellcast, episode 27.

The Smellcast/Episode 27

Episode 25: Ruination!

January 27, 2010

What’s wrong with Toppie?  Why is today so ruined??

In this episode, Walt arrives in time to find Toppie in a very searly mood today, as he attempts to discuss a spooky movie called “Wind Chill.” But the movie conversation doesn’t progress very far before Walt discovers the source of Toppie’s bad mood.

It seems that after 25 episodes The Smellcast has no listeners.  That’s when Toppie calls upon the super-human bacon-greased powers of none other than Big Fatty to help him find an audience.

Shameless.  Simply shameless.

Please click the link below to listen to The Smellcast, episode 25.

The Smellcast/Episode 25

Episode 24: Abstract Audio 2

January 25, 2010

About two minutes of experimental audio.  Two minutes of your life that you will never get back — If you listen.  Please listen anyways. What’s two minutes of your life?

Just listen.

Thank you.

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Yeah, I know.  Nobody uses aol anymore.  Well… Toppie does (my point exactly…).

Anyways, Please listen.

Thanks again.

Please click the link below to listen to The Smellcast, episode 24.

The Smellcast/Episode 24