sc 249 “The Journey.”

Today on the Smellcast, Jose tells the story of one very hot summer in 1979, when he and Walt met for the first time.

Special thanks to Ranger John from the Dark Forest podcast for portraying the voice of Jose today.  You too can participate by joining our casting call.  Anyone who wants to portray Jose in an upcoming episode, please contact Toppie!

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sc 200 “A Retrospective.”

In this retrospective episode, Toppie, Sassy, Walt and Billy take the listeners back to some of the highlights of the past 200 episodes of the Smellcast!  

WE NEED YOU!
A Casting Call
for the Smellcast!

The Smellcast is looking for someone to portray Jose Santos (Walt’s beloved) in some future episodes of the show.  Do you have a computer and microphone?  Can you record yourself and create an MP3 file?  Can you pull off a fairly convincing Mexican accent (not looking for a cliche/stereotypical accent — we want an authentic sounding accent!)?

You might be the person we need to portray Jose Santos in some future episodes of the Smellcast!  We’ll feed you the lines and YOU record them!  Be part of the Smellcast!  Click on this LINK to learn more about it!

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sc 1st Annual 4th of July/Gay Pride Spectacular!

For the second year in a row, Toppie, Walt, and Sassy spend the Fourth of July at their friend’s farm in upstate NY, attending the biggest gay bash of the year!

This year they are joined by Walt’s straight nephew Billy, who challenges some fierce lesbians to a softball game and then dances nearly naked with some hot, hunky, also nearly naked gay men!

Meanwhile Toppie does some interviews has a few drinks, and finds himself almost arrested by the police on assault charges!  It’s our big FOURTH OF JULY/GAY PRIDE SPECTACULAR!!!

And finally, for a few added laughs, you can listen to LAST YEAR’S party by clicking HERE!

And this reminder: Don’t look now but August is rushing fast upon us!  Act now to sign up for a spot in Toppie’s Big Freakish Talent Show!  Click HERE to find out all the details!

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sc 175 “The Last Match!” (Part One)

Now the truth can be told!  Finally revealed at last!  The TRUE (really real) reason Toppie went on hiatus!  Walt and Sassy believe Toppie has gone away to rehab to quit smoking, but the TRUTH is:  Toppie has boarded a gay nude cruise to Cancun, Mexico to take part in wanton, lustful fun and debauchery!

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It’s a big TALENT SHOW to save Walt’s restaurant!  You are invited to perform!  Click here to find out all the details.

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sc 174 “The Big Announcement!”

Freaky episode with Toppie telling his skunk story, discussing crayfish, Chuck Jones animation and finally making a big announcement!  In August, there’s going to be a big summer event brewing on the Smellcast — that YOU can be a part of!

It’s a big TALENT SHOW to save Walt’s restaurant!  

Can you sing?  Play an instrument?  Can you tell a Joke? Do you have an interesting/funny/exciting story to tell? Recite a favorite poem!  Can you make funny noises?  THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO PARTICIPATE ON THE SMELLCAST!!  Toppie will also be looking for an EMCEE to host the show!  Interested?  Contact Toppie at SMELLCAST@aol.com!  LET’S WORK TO SAVE WALT’S RESTAURANT!!

You are invited to be part of a big TALENT SHOW to premiere in August ( to be published at a yet to be announced date) on the Smellcast!  SHOWCASE YOUR UNIQUE TALENTS!!  Record your “act,” then attach it to an email and finally, send it to Toppie Smellie at SMELLCAST@AOL.COM.  This is YOUR moment to SHINE!  Start thinking now!  August will be here before you know it!

Need MORE information?  Over on the right (at the very top) is a NEW PAGE that explains ALL the details!!   Just click on it!

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sc 173 “Stand By Me.”

Spend a day with Toppie, Walt and Sassy as they manage to piss each other off and drive each other crazy in their new apartment. Disappointment follows disappointment for our intrepid trio, but what lesson will the day bring? 

Plus: a shout out to all the kind folks who have left reviews over at Itunes!  

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sc 138 “It’s A Wonderful Life Walter Snicker-Snicker!” Part Three (conclusion).

Moments away from jumping off a bridge, Clarence the wingless angel shows Walt what Podunk Junction would be like if he had never been born.  It’s our far-flung, way-out, big, hairy conclusion of our three-part Smellcast Christmas Presentation!  A special big Toppie “Thanks!” to Mark in Canada for his help with the idea and plotting for this story!

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sc 129 Trouble, Please Be Kind.

After a long absence, Sassy the Gateway computer is back in the studio with Toppie.  To say that things are a little awkward between the two former lovers, would be an understatement.  Then, Toppie and Sassy try to find Walter Snicker-Snicker in hopes of recording a live show from “Jose’s Hideaway,” Walt and Joses’ Buritto restaurant. That’s when Toppie discovers for the first time that trouble is on the horizon for his old friend Walt.

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sc 126 “The Return of Sassy!” Part 3 (Conclusion)

Electrocuted in a bath tub, Sassy is missing or possibly even dead!  Walt and Toppie — while posing as two average gay guys who’re looking for a quick hook-up at the old Bates Motel — meet the owner Norman, who seems to be hiding something!  Then they SUCK FACE (Toppie and Walt, that is…)!!!

This is the third and concluding part of “The Return of Sassy,” which has featured a plot assist by fellow podcaster Mark (MusingsofaTechWriter.com) in Canada!

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sc 125 “The Return of Sassy,” Part 2

What has Sassy been doing for all these past weeks in Los Angeles??!  Why has Sassy stolen Forty thousand dollars, cash??!  This suspense-filled episode of the Smellcast answers those questions and more!  Journey with Sassy back to the East coast and hear his fateful encounter with Norman Bates at the Bates Motel!  It’s part two of a Halloween three parter! What a way to end the month of October!

“The Return of Sassy,” features a plot assist by Mark (MusingsofaTechWriter.com) in Canada!

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